Saturday, April 2, 2022

Pro Tip:  If O.J. Simpson empathizes with you, but still says you were wrong to do something, you screwed up horribly.  This is like if O.J. said to Ali Abulaban “Hey man, I know sometimes you just want to commit a double murder.  Sometimes we all do, but you need to take it in stride.  The legal fees alone are a nightmare.  Find the real killer!”

Saturday, January 15, 2022

New “Super-Jupiter”, gimme a break

New “Super-Jupiter” found, according to space people...

I got some real problems with this, so buckle up.  Allow me to enumerate:

  1. What was wrong with the Jupiter we already had?  Was it not good enough for Nassau?

  2. “Super-Jupiter”???  Howzabout #NoJupiterShaming? Jeeze.

  3. Taxpayer money.  ‘Nuff said.

  4. Biden, where’s my covid?  You made a promise.  Let’s go Brandon.

  5. Remember when Pluto was a planet?  It’s not even fair you guys.