New “Super-Jupiter”, gimme a break

New “Super-Jupiter” found, according to space people...

I got some real problems with this, so buckle up.  Allow me to enumerate:

1. What was wrong with the Jupiter we already had?  Was it not good enough for Nassau?

2. “Super-Jupiter”???  Howzabout #NoJupiterShaming? Jeeze.

3. Taxpayer money.  ‘Nuff said.

4. Biden, where’s my covid?  You made a promise.  Let’s go Brandon.

5. Remember when Pluto was a planet?  It’s not even fair you guys.